Outsider Artist in Coffee Heaven

Tripping with the John Dog in Ecuador
by John DAgostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist

I narrowly escaped Miami before the CIA caught up to me, although I didn’t escape that wet cunt of a hurricane Wilma. She blew me then pissed in my face; the kinky bitch that she was, but she’s long gone now and I’m in Guayaquil looking for a little cookie.

I got just the coffee to go with that sweet and tasty dessert. This dirty old eccentric outsider art maker is drinking some powdered café con leche with fine Cuban rum and chocolate added; a spiked choco-latté to ease out of last night’s alcoholic haze.

This be just a short blog cause I’m headed to Quito with a stocky female gym teacher and a MILF who’s still married, so I won’t divulge her name. I met them last night. I was pounding down tequila and coke and sucking spoon fills of delicious chocolate that the un-named one prepared. All that chocolate and booze got my cock a popping.

The girls had twinkles in their eyes either from the dark rum and dark chocolate they were consuming or my witty drunken conversation. I say the last part in jest cause I can’t remember most of the night and probably said some terrible things with my nasty mouth. I do remember one gem that spewed from my dirty old outsider artist mind. I asked all the girls (6 were at the party) if they wanted chocolate smeared all over them. Maybe they were too shy to go there while in such a large crowd. Maybe when we get to Quito the two will loosen up. I’d love a taste of some chocolate hair pie along with some chocolate dipped nipples. Now that’s real milk chocolate.